-Here’s how it works
-Okay. -We are going to take turns
drawing one of these cards. Each card has five totally
random questions on it. -Okay.
-One person asks the question. The other person has to answer
each question as soon as it’s asked —
I mean, like, immediately. -Immediately.
-Yep. And it doesn’t matter if
the answer is right or wrong. It just has to be the very first
thing that pops in your head. -No time to ruminate.
-No rumination. No. Seth, because you’re the guest,
I’ll read your questions first. -Okay. Gotcha. So, give myself
about two minutes for each one? -[ Chuckles ] Here we go. Are we changing the lights?
We are. -Oh, good.
I think faster when it’s dark. ♪♪ -Why were you late for brunch? -Because I hurt my knee! -What’s the German word
for potato chip?-Neinschenfrien!-What does Brenda look like? -Well, better
than she used to look. -Laugh without smiling. -[ Imitates laugh ] -Whisper your darkest secret. -[ Whispers ]
I’m not really hear. [ Laughter ] -That’s it right there.
It works like that. [ Cheers and applause ] -That’s the way it is.
Seth, it is my turn. Whenever you’re ready. -Okay.
-Choose a card. Okay, ready?
-Yep. -Why did you eat my toothpaste? -Because I needed it. -What rhymes with umbrella? -Frumbrella. [ Laughs ] -Why is there so much meat
in the garbage? -Because Gary put it there! -Yell the name of a vegetable. -Kumquat! -Do sharks go to heaven? -No.
-Oh. [ Laughter ] I thought it was going to end
on kumquat. I didn’t know there was
another all right. -All right, it’s time
for the final round here. You get a card,
and I get a card. Okay, in this round,
we both pick up a card with the same set of questions. We’ll ask and answer them one at
a time going back and forth. Ready for this?
-Yeah. -Here we go. “Think fast.”
Round 3. I go first.
[ Clears throat ] Why are bugs so small? -Because if they were bigger
they would be whales. -What’s the cool toy everyone
wants this Christmas? -Uh, they got to get a Keebler. [ Laughter ]
What’s in the piñata? -All the candies!
Why do you love your dentist? -Because of the candies.
[ Laughter ] Oh, how big is the big monkey? -As big as the biggest monkey! What does the food taste —
-Uh, what? -What does the food taste like?
-Oh, sorry. Thank you. -It’s just bland,
but with a hint of cilantro. What is the worst smell? -The smell
of the biggest monkey. Give me a compliment. -I love your style.
-Thank you. -Give me an insult. -I love when you say
you love my style, I can tell you’re lying. How do you say California
[ Laughter ] There you have it. That was
“Think Fast” with Seth Meyers. His stand-up special,
“Lobby Baby” is available on Netflix.
Check it out.