– I like to scream, “Puerto
Rico!” and that’s about it. (techno music) – I’m expecting beans and rice. – Since it’s a U.S. territory, I think it might be very American. – I’m anticipating a lot of spice. – Oh, I never thought about it. Is it gonna be spicy? It’s gonna be crazy. – Looks like a cracker of some kind with– – with jelly on it
– frozen jelly. – This is guava and this is a cracker. – So the first thing
tastes bland to me but it tastes so good with the fruity thing. – It’s got like this sweet salty combo. – (mumbles) This is really good. – This is what I would
eat when I was a kid and my mom just wanted me to shut up. She would give me stuff like this. – Mmm!
– Yes, yes, okay. – Oh man! This is like fried potato with meat inside of it! – Wow!
– Wow. – Can we get this for lunch? – Yeah, this is fantastic. – The potato’s kinda thicker. – It’a a lot of potato for me. – I recommend that. – I would eat this. – This looks like raisins,
which makes me very nervous. – No, they’re little black
beans with yellow rice. – Mmm, it’s good! It’s not as spicy as
I thought it would be. – It’s almost like you’re questioning if there is even a hint of spice. – It’s a little oily for my taste. – I don’t mind it. – I would put some salt on this. – (both) Mofongo! – What did you just call me? – That sounds like an
elephant in a Disney movie. – I really like the pork. The plantain is really dry. – The pork is very subtle, it’s not like overpoweringly like what we’re used to. – This could use some salt. – This is so good I’m gonna
name my first child Mofongo. – (both) Mofongo! – It smells like a Krispy Kreme doughnut. – It kinda does smell like a churro. I’m gonna drink the whole thing. – Whoo! That was great! – I would definitely
think there’s rum in here, cause it’s a creamy drink. – It’s really bland. – Yeah, the coconut taste, it’s just, too much, too much coconut. – Like, just enough cinnamon, too. – So this is only served during Christmas? – This is actually good. We need to replace eggnog with this. – I would go to Puerto Rico just for this. – You’ve impressed me, Puerto Rico, you have impressed me. – I have been impressed by the mofongo. – I loved it. It was great. – (both) Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico! Puerto Rico!