‘OMKalen’: Kalen Announces 2020 Presidential Run!

‘OMKalen’: Kalen Announces 2020 Presidential Run!

I’m Kalen Allen and I
approve this message. Hi, I’m Kalen Allen. You may know me from this. Oh, why y’all putting all
them pickles on there? Or this– [MUSIC PLAYING] Ah! Or this. Oh, baby, I knew she
would not disappoint. I knew it. I’ve been thinking a lot,
and I have something to say. These are trying
times we live in. I mean, did you see that lady
who didn’t season her chicken? Hold on, girl where– –nice and seasoned. That’s it? Next, we’re going to dredge
our chicken in flour. [LAUGHTER] Bland, bland, and
should be banned. And that’s why I’m making a big
announcement right here, right now. I’m running for president. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERS] That’s right, baby. I am running for president
of these United States. I figured, everyone
else is running, so why not throw my
red hat in the ring? What makes me an
ideal candidate? Well, I walk the walk
and talk the talk. Hi. See, I will risk life– [SCREAMING] –and taste buds for y’all. Absolutely not. See, I listened to the people. Dance, beauty, to– OK. And Lord, do they talk. OK, so this I know. Game of Thrones is
about four families. The Starks, which are the bad
guys, and then the Lannisters, which are the good guys. And then there’s
a dragon family. Now, I’m still waiting
on Beyonce’s endorsement, but rest assured, it’s coming. Now, I know y’all are wondering,
Kalen, what are your platforms? Well, I’m glad you asked. My platforms are Ellentube,
YouTube, Facebook, and Instagram. Excuse me? Uh, I, uh– I mean, I’ve
got a lot of platforms and here are some. One, washing yo’
chicken is mandatory. No ifs, ands, or buts, ya nasty. Two, mamas are always right. Always. Three, cobbler is better
than cake, period. Four, Why Don’t You Love
Me is the best Beyonce song and don’t you forget it, OK? And five– well, I’m actually
still figuring out my position on tuna fish and fruit
punch, but you get the point. [CHEERS] Now, child, I know you’re
wondering who my VP would be, and I am honored to announce my
running mate, Karter Lee Allen. [CHEERS AND MUSIC] [CLAPPING] I love you, Karter. [CHEERS] I chose Karter
because he’s loyal. He cannot tell a lie, and who
could say no to that face? Mm. I’ll tell you who can’t. Foreign diplomats. We’ll have world
peace in no time. [CHEERS] If you elect me as president,
here is what I promise you. Beychella will be
a national holiday. Mark that on your calendars. A “use it or lose
it” tax on seasoning. Honey, you better use it. Otherwise, we’re charging you. And don’t you go dump
it in a river either. Fashion for all. As President Kalen, I
will make sure everyone has a stylist for all
birthdays, cookouts, and days where you’re feelings yourself. I’m still working on
the details on that one because that costs a lot
of money, but rest assured, I’m going to make it happen. I declare a national hour of
rest every day to watch Ellen. No more student loans
because, baby, them is crazy. Ain’t nobody got time for that. And last but not least, the
freedom to be who you are and love who you want. I’d love to answer
some of your questions below, so leave a
comment and subscribe. If you support me, go ahead
and post my campaign flyer with the President
Kalen hashtag. I hope I can count
on your vote in 2020. Peace and blessings, and
may Ellen bless America. [MUSIC PLAYING]


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  2. Fashion for all! "I'm still working on the details for that one cuz that costs a lot of money, but rest assured I'm gonna make it happen." πŸ˜…

  3. Honey, you've gotta be way too young to be president. And you're obviously too smart, judging by what's in there now! But you still have my vote.

  4. I don't know if this is a joke, but this is the least qualified person to run our country. I would rather be under a dictatorship run by Donald Trump.

  5. We love kale! Okuuuur πŸ’•βœ¨

    All videos on YouTube should have functional subtitles.

    Thank you for supporting the deaf community πŸ§˜β€β™€οΈπŸŒžβœ¨πŸŒ™

    We are grateful ✌🏻

  6. everybody should get a stylist sure.
    what about them stylists though ??? hahahaah
    Ellen will bless them I think~~



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  9. hey Ellen wat am Alex and am from Jamaica your you're sure inspire me a lot πŸ€”πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜šπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜

  10. I might not be American but u have my vote ❎🀣love ya β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…oh lord have mercie 😁

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