Breakfast Cowboy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Breakfast Cowboy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

(Ding Ding) Yeeeeehaawww!! It’s breakfast time!!! [Country Music] Woo!! Woo, Woohoooo!!! (Clink) (Gunshot) Take some sausage, put it on a fiddle! Play it real fast so it cooks like a griddle!! No. (Sizzle) [End Credits]

100 Comments

  1. Neither the eggs, pancake, or sausage were flipped while being cooked. Never mind the Burger King foot oj or the flatulent delivery, improper cooking procedure is unacceptable.

  2. He could’ve passed if he hadn’t stomped on those oranges with his feet and used his dart to push the food over to the inspector oh and whisking the pancakes with the boots he shouldn’t have done that either so burning the sausage on the violin that’s a pass toasting the bread in his hat if it was a toaster then that’s a pass now cracking the eggs with the bullets….hmm…if he did it right then he’d hit a spot where lead wouldn’t be all up in the eggs

  3. I just like the fact that the cook was ok with getting his asscheek heatpressed with an F. And also someone tell me why is there a stove in the first place not only that he couldve just slided the plate MANUALLY instead of farting on the food that could give him less points.

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  5. This actually would have looked like a great breakfast place to eat and see your food looked like this, until it comes to you by the waiter farting on it.

  6. I couldn't help but notice that he juggled and tossed 3 eggs in the air, then fired 3 shots. However, only 2 of each appeared afterwards. What happened to the 3rd?

  7. Okay, credits, so you want to tell me that this WASN'T Markiplier playing the Health Inspector ?

    n o
    I'm gonna have to call bullshit on you.

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